Friday, June 9, 2017

What are the most common lies told by programmers?

  • This is hacky, but I'll fix it soon.
  • This task will be easy.
  • I'm almost done.
  • If there's a bug, it can't possibly be in my code.
  • I'll add the Unit Test case in the next release.
  • I'll comment and document my code later.
  • It's not a bug, it's a feature.
  • I will finish it by evening it's almost done.
  • Works on my machine
  • It's 90% done
  • I'm deeply investigating requirements. Will start      development soon.
  • It's just a temporary solution, it won't be used in      production.
  • I'll add it to the TODO list
  • I think it's a browser issue.
  • I will start from monday
  • It's done just remained testing
  • This is easy, it will take a week.
  • It was working yesterday, but have not idea, why it      isn't working right now!
  • I can handle it. No worries !!...

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