What are the most common lies told by programmers?

• This is hacky, but I'll fix it soon.
• This task will be easy.
• I'm almost done.
• If there's a bug, it can't possibly be in my code.
• I'll add the Unit Test case in the next release.
• I'll comment and document my code later.
• It's not a bug, it's a feature.
• I will finish it by evening it's almost done.
• Works on my machine
• It's 90% done
• I'm deeply investigating requirements. Will start      development soon.

• It's just a temporary solution, it won't be used in      production.
• I'll add it to the TODO list
• I think it's a browser issue.
• I will start from monday
• It's done just remained testing
• This is easy, it will take a week.

• It was working yesterday, but have not idea, why it      isn't working right now!
• I can handle it. No worries !!...

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